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I went shopping at tysons on saturday.
I went to Reuhls and Diana wasn’t there.

“Is diana here?”
“…”
“She’s the asian one.”
“Oh. Yes, she works here, but not today.”
“Oh. I just knew she worked at Ruehls, and this is the only one I know.”
“Yeah, we’re fairly new…”
(goes on about the history, I slowly inch my way to the door and leave

I went to dim sum LAST SUNDAY.
It was A+J, northern dim sum.
No carts, terrible wait, and terrible food.

WE ate:
Zhua Bing (1000 Year Pancake)
Pai Gu Mian (Pork Chop Soup)
Ma La Er Si (Shredded Pork Ears)
Fen Zheng Pai Gu (Steamed Spare Ribs) <– didnt even EAT ONE.

BUUUUUuuuUUt, It was redeemed by the fact that it was fairly close to “Maria’s Bakery”, where they had all sorts of PINEAPPLE BUNS!!! They were so huge, and only $1!! I got 6. Some custard, some coconut, and some just pineapple.

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**kissing**
me: did you know that in F2M, with hormone therapy, the clitoris can grow to be from 1-3 inches? (like a mini-penis)
dan: eww, that’s weird
dan: ok, lets play mario soccer
me: huh? oh, I guess that’s a bit of a turn off for you ^^
me: (while sitting down and getting nintendo controller) and for M2F, they take the skin on the shaft of your penis and line their “vagina” with it, so they can really have orgasms
dan: –no response–

**dinner**
me: what do you talk about with Irma/Raymunda (old people that work at the bank)
dan: we talked about nails once
me: like the nails used in the tribal Kongo masks in southern Africa
dan: i forgot, you were learning about Africa
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me: i learned all the different ways Russians tortured people like.. (lists examples for 10 minutes)
dan: stop learning stuff!
me: i guess I need to find a happy medium between sex and killing

I GOT MY HISTORY TEST BACK AND I GOT 1 OF THE ONLY (OUT OF THREE) As.
I FREAKING KICK BUTT.

I went to a tea party with my girl scouts.
*shudder*
i will not talk about that.

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I need your opinion for v-day
( so you all don’t think I’m slutty, the pic is under the cut! )

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Finally we got the Professional ones in the mail!
The wedding was in July!

//*** EDIT
OKAY PEOPLE. I AM NOT GETTING MARRIED! THESE ARE PICTURES FROM DAN’S UNCLE’S WEDDING. THEY WERE TAKEN IN JULY BY THE PHOTOGRAPHER AT THAT WEDDING. NOT MY WEDDING!!

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